Disclaimer:

1.1 - Illness
In late 2011, Weird Horse was diagnosed with Antzheimer’s disease. He is believed to have caught the rare condition after eating too many ants in his field at Weird Farm. Apart from being incurable, Antzheimer’s affects the brain of the horse causing severe memory loss and disabling the part of the brain that distinguishes between nice behaviour and naughty behaviour.
1.2 – Memory Loss
Because of this, Weird Horse struggles to realise that he may have put some something onto his Twitter account previously and that to put it on again would potentially annoy some of his fans. As a result, there may be occasions where Weird Horse will effectively repeat himself online.
1.3 – Niceness Loss
Weird Horse is a lovely animal and cares for the other creatures that live with him on the farm. However, he cannot distinguish between nice and naughty and living things are often slaughtered by Weird Horse without malice or even purpose; he just doesn’t understand.
1.4 – Twitter Presence
Weird Horse is not on Twitter to make people laugh; he is there because he found a communication device in a bush with only one app on it, a Twitter one. He is actively learning the English language and using Twitter is helping this. He doesn’t owe anything to his followers or his fans. He is simply using Twitter as a means to improve his English

2.1 – Abuse
Any follower / fan / Twitter user who makes ANY comment regarding a repeated tweet will be immediately blocked and added to a private list entitled ‘Dicks’, a list put together by Weird Horse’s owner, Mr B Farmer. There is a ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY on the flagging of a repeated tweet and no-one will avoid a blocking. If you have been blocked and wish to be unblocked you can state your reasons at unblockme@weirdhorse.com
2.2 – Naughtiness
Any follower / fan / Twitter user who makes ANY comment regarding the behaviour of Weird Horse will be politely directed to points 1.1, 1.3 and 2.2 of this disclaimer in the hope that they realise the extent of Weird Horse’s condition. If the follower / fan / Twitter user continues to question the behaviour of Weird Horse, this may result in them being blocked. If you have been blocked and wish to be unblocked you can state your reasons at unblockme@weirdhorse.com

3 – Dissing
Any follower / fan / Twitter user who makes ANY comment regarding Weird Horse’s inability to make them laugh, or the assumption that Weird Horse isn’t funny will be immediately blocked and added to a private list entitled ‘Dicks’, a list put together by Weird Horse’s owner, Mr B Farmer. There is a ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY on the dissing of Weird Horse and no-one will avoid a blocking. If you have been blocked and wish to be unblocked you can state your reasons at unblockme@weirdhorse.com